An expressive rendition...

The Sex and the City movie is coming out soon.

I do not think I can put into words how much I loathe this concept. I mean, when I hear the music, I get sick. Nothing, NOTHING can convince me that I will actually enjoy seeing the Four Whores-women of the Metropolis on the big screen.

However, by way of an expressive rendition, I will show you how I would feel if I had to watch it:
That is all.

P.S. Yes, darling, that was for you, so, don't even ask.