Tuesday, November 14, 2006

I figured it out!!!


After teasing and toying and fiddling around like a high-school freshman giving oral for the first time, I finally figured out what I am going to with this blog.

I am not divulging the details yet, because, well, I have yet to work them out in the detail necessary to actually publish it, but, I will soon present to the world:

The McQueen/Hoffman scale of my life's activities.

6 Comments:

Blogger rukrusher said...

Dude, bad analogy, rewrite.

November 15, 2006 4:14 PM  
Blogger John S. said...

why? You mean to tell me the first time you travelled South you did so like William T. Sherman?

November 15, 2006 5:29 PM  
Blogger rukrusher said...

Doesn't matter, the term "giving oral" is feminine. Hence, the implication is you would be ripe for the line of "How long did it take the guy to reach orgasm?" type joke.

November 16, 2006 3:16 PM  
Blogger John S. said...

Ya think? I always thought it was gender neutral.

November 19, 2006 12:06 AM  
Blogger rukrusher said...

Clinically, yes, everyday conversation, no.

November 20, 2006 10:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You figured it out, now post something new.

November 27, 2006 5:28 PM  

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